Category: Joke Board
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them that the
pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off. Finally, the door opens, and two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing
dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin.
The men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this
is just a practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves forward, reaches the runway, and picks up speed. The people sitting in the window seats realize that they're headed straight for the ocean
just past the end of the runway. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow right into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment,
the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the belief that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, the pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late, and we're all gonna die!"
ahhh, that's cruel!
Oh that was fantastic! Loved it! hahahahahahaha!
Lmao! that was absolutely brilliant!
haha. that was a good one